Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting, there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code).

Of course, most items on this list are for people you might know -- certainly NOT YOU!



ATD: At The Doctor's

BFF: Best Friend Fainted

BTW: Bring The Wheelchair

BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth

CBM: Covered By Medicare

CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center

DWI: Driving While Incontinent

FWBB: Friend With Beta Blockers

FWIW: Forgot Where I Was

FYI: Found Your Insulin

GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!

GHA: Got Heartburn Again

HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement

IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?

LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out

LOL: Living On Lipitor

LWO: Lawrence Welk's On

OMMR: On My Massage Recliner

OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.

ROTFL... CGUSP: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up, send paramedics

SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop

TTYL: Talk To You Louder

WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?

WTFa: Wet The Furniture……Again

WTP: Where's The Prunes?

WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil

lol.. too funny

Love BYOT, made me LOL, May in Jersey