Saw this at a gift shop
 

And thought of my pals here..........

oh love it LOL

And sewing machines too!

Oh, I like that, name of the gift shop please:)

Drug Mart La Pine Oregon.

I found some doormats on Etsy:
https://www.etsy.com/market/please_hide_packages

Cute, Cute, Cute but so true. I usually just slide it under the bed when he is gone. LOL

So funny!

Once when I was on that kick to buy wrapping paper dirt cheap after Christmas I showed my haul to my husband and said " It was 85% off" to which he replied "And it would have been 100% off if you hadn't gone". We still laugh about that.
I have enough wrapping paper for the rest of my life lol

If I buy something 20% off I tell DH I saved 40% because I bought two. LOL

Last week a delivery truck stopped in front of my house. The guy had to use the tailgate lift to get huge heavy box out of the truck My DH said What on earth did you buy? I said I was going to ask you the same thing. It was for our neighbor across the street.

Amazon knows our house by heart LOL