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Leota 06-01-2011 08:42 PM

THE SHOEBOX

A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years.
They had shared everything. They had talked about everything.
They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little
Old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had
Cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about.



For all of these years, he had never thought about the box, but
One day the little old woman got very sick and the doctor said
She would not recover.

In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man took
Down the shoe box and took it to his wife's bedside.
She agreed that it was time that he should know what was
In the box. When he opened it, he found two crocheted dolls
And a stack of money totaling $95,000.

He asked her about the contents.

'When we were to be married,' she said, ' my grandmother told me
The secret of a happy marriage was to never argue. She told me that
If I ever got angry with you, I should just keep quiet and crochet a doll.'

The little old man was so moved; he had to fight back tears. Only two
Precious dolls were in the box. She had only been angry with him two
Times in all those years of living and loving. He almost burst with
Happiness.

'Honey,' he said, 'that explains the doll, but what about all of this money?
Where did it come from?'

'Oh,' she said, 'that's the money I made from selling the dolls.'



A Prayer........
Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods;
Because Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death,
Because I don't have time to crochet.

bodie358 06-01-2011 09:30 PM

I truly did laugh at loud at that one.

AFQSinc 06-01-2011 09:40 PM

That is cute!

Leota 06-01-2011 10:32 PM

I thought the story was funny ... but then I read the prayer... that just busted me up

virtualbernie 06-01-2011 11:12 PM

:lol: :lol: :lol:

SueDor 06-02-2011 01:56 AM

Cute!

JulieTN 06-02-2011 02:01 AM

I LOVE IT!!!!!!! Will be married 49 years this month to the same wonderful, irritating, maddening and loving man aka John.

Truly, wouldn't have missed it for the world!

Julie

sueisallaboutquilts 06-02-2011 04:04 AM

OMG that is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks for the chuckle!! :D:D
And I sure know how that lady feels hee hee

Cherylsea 06-02-2011 04:30 AM

Thanks for the smile!

Tink's Mom 06-02-2011 04:37 AM

where are my crochet hooks and yarn????


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