Senior Moment...
 

Unfortunately this could be any of us.





Talk about a SENIOR moment!

Several days ago as I left a meeting at our church, I desperately gave myself a personal TSA pat down. I was looking for my keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room revealed nothing. Suddenly I realized, I must have left them in the car. Frantically I headed for the parking lot. My wife, Diane, has scolded me many times for leaving the keys in the ignition. My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them. Her theory is that the car will be stolen. As I burst through the doors of the church, I came to a terrifying conclusion. Her theory was right. The parking lot was empty. I immediately call the police. I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.
Then I made the most difficult call of all, “Honey,” I stammered. I always call her “honey” in times like these. “I left my keys in the car, and it has been stolen.”
There was a period of silence. I thought the call had been dropped, but then I heard Diane’s voice, “Ken,” she barked, “I dropped you off!”
Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, “Well, come and get me.”
Diane retorted, “I will, as soon as I convince this policeman I have not stolen your car!”


Happy Day!!!
Susan

Thanks!:thumbup:

That is a true case of CRS! I have had it before ,not that bad, but close! LOL

Thanks for the laugh, that was so funny. And yes it could be me.

Thanks for sharing, enjoyed a good laugh :)

Not having experienced this.........the dubious benefits of living singly!

Jan in VA

Thats funny! thanks

Hilarious! Thanks for sharing a great laugh!!!

Oh my . I hope I never do that. I wouldn't be allowed to live it down.

LOVE IT!! We will all do it sometime. The freeing of anxiety is learning we are all imperfect.