Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting,
there may be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code).

If you think of any more feel free to add to the list!!

ATD: At The Doctor's
BFF: Best Friend Farted
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
WTP: Where's The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil

HA! HA! Stop it!! You're Killing Me Smalls!! HA!

Excellent! Great collection :)

HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
Should be number 1.... and number 2 should be
HGBMTM: Had good bowel movement this morning.
CPNMOM: can't poop, need mild of magnesia

This is the number one topic of conversation of most of the over 50 generation and it doesn't matter where they are.

Ohmygosh! That's too funny!!! Thanks!

I'll have to pass those on to the kids so they know what I am saying and don't think I have totally lost my mind!!!!!!

On its way to everyone I know!

Too funny!

It's funny, but so much is true for us older folks!