Came across this in an e-mail this morning and know the quilting board would enjoy, mainly because I enjoy reading other funnies posted by people and they start MY day right. Have a great day people!

Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting, there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code).



ATD: At The Doctor's

BFF: Best Friend Farted

BTW: Bring The Wheelchair

BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth

CBM: Covered By Medicare

CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center

DWI: Driving While Incontinent

FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers

FWIW: Forgot Where I Was

FYI: Found Your Insulin

GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!

GHA: Got Heartburn Again

HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement

IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?

LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out

LOL: Living On Lipitor

LWO: Lawrence Welk's On

OMMR: On My Massage Recliner

OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.

ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up

SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop

TTYL: Talk To You Louder

WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?

WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again

WTP: Where's The Prunes?

WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil

Oh my, this hits the nail on the head for me. I'll be sharing this with my friends.

Loved it!!

What a hoot ! Good laugh to start my day and even though I am not quite senior, I can relate to a lot of them :(

Early next year I will be facilitating a program on showing Seniors how to use computers / mobile phones, etc and I will use some of these terms in a fun handout.

Thanks for posting it.

LMBO

OMG these are funny.LOL LOL LOL LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LMDO !

roflcgu

lol

Your welcome Lynnie25. Glad to see other board members also liked the post and it made their day.Always nice to start the day with a laugh or smile.

Nancy