You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when:

10. You keep knocking on your own front door.



9. You remove your false teeth to change your appearance.



8. You ask for soft high fiber candy only.



7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag,

And you lose your balance and fall over.



6. People say: 'Great Boris Karloff Mask,'
And you're not wearing a mask.

5. When the door opens you yell, 'Trick or...'

And you can't remember the rest.


4. By the end of the night,

You have a bag full of restraining orders.


3. You have to carefully choose a costume that doesn't dislodge your hairpiece.



2. You're the only Power Ranger in the

Neighborhood with a walker.



And the number one reason Seniors should not go

Trick Or Treating...
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1. You keep having to go home to pee.




No matter, have a HAPPY HALLOWEEN anyway.

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Just shared these with my siser in law and hubby. It was a great laugh. Thanks!

That's funny.

Cute! The last one is true!!!

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ROTFL!

I hope not to resemble those. I enjoyed reading those to my husband. Happy Holloween.

ok..just this funny around the world. Thanks for the chuckle!

Too funny!

funny

Oh...this one really made me laugh...thank you, Naomi
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So funny!!
I wish I could still go trick or treating. What a blast!! Some very nice memories :D

Thanks for the laughs!

how true lol

Gee, thanks a bunch. If I were only younger, these would be so funny, but sorrowfully, they are too close to the truth for comfort.

funny

Taking this one to the nursing home for a chuckle or two.

having your candy bag hanging on the front of your walker might be hint that you are are a senior, however using one of those scooters will give you a head start on the kids!

Really funny. I can relate.

HaHa, too funny! Happy Halloween!

I love it. So true, so true.

Very Funny!!!

Too funny!!

Thanks - that was a good chuckle for the day.

That is hilarious. Had to borrow it!

I guess I'm not going trick or treating. LOL

Ah finally I qualify !! Hilarious, thanks for the laugh

LOL. that is so funny, thank you for the laugh

What's bad is when you can see yourself in some of these. Thanks for the laugh.

Those are too funny! True but funny

I love it.

that was great! i used to go with my kids and carried my own bag. if asked i said i had a kid at home that couldn't come along. (that was my husband, someone had to stay home and give out treats!) before kids i lived in a young adult neighborhood. we would go door to door with a tumbler in hand, and when they opened the door said, "tricker drinking", and we'd get a refill of whatever they had. you knew it was time to go home when you couldn't remember where home was. i never made it past the 3rd door, but i always woke up in bed....