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sewnsewer2 03-05-2011 08:27 PM

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With God's help, may we never get to that point..............


BEST EVER SENIOR CITIZEN JOKE

A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."

Her neighbor asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The little silver haired lady says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."

Her neighbor decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,

"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."

He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then," he said with a deep sigh............


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"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."

MegsAnn 03-05-2011 08:31 PM

haha

Vanuatu Jill 03-05-2011 08:31 PM

That's cute!

jmabby 03-05-2011 08:39 PM

Love it!!

sewwhat85 03-05-2011 09:00 PM

how cute

Ileen 03-05-2011 09:57 PM

That is just to Cute!!!! Love it

sueisallaboutquilts 03-05-2011 10:05 PM

Oh no!!!!!!!! Is that what we have to look forward to??? hahaha

phatquilts2 03-06-2011 08:22 AM

that certainly is a kind and patient neighbor.

CarrieAnne 03-06-2011 08:31 AM

cute!

Grama Lehr 03-06-2011 02:12 PM

I hope that I never get that bad!!


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