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A husband walks into Victoria 's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price -- the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.
Upstairs the wife thinks (she's no dummy), 'I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.' She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose. The husband says, 'Good Grief ! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it !' He never heard the shot. Funeral on Thursday at Noon. Closed coffin. |
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You are too much. I always send your jokes to a non-quilting friend. She said to tell you she appreciates the "Ditterisms" and so do I.
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:thumbup: good one.
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too funny.. :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :XD:
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Tee hee. Thanks for the laugh. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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This is too funny! Thanks for all your funnies!
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He got what he deserved! LOL
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Too funny!
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I like it! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Originally Posted by janRN
You are too much. I always send your jokes to a non-quilting friend. She said to tell you she appreciates the "Ditterisms" and so do I.
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Nebulizer time!!!!!!Yea Ditter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Originally Posted by janRN
You are too much. I always send your jokes to a non-quilting friend. She said to tell you she appreciates the "Ditterisms" and so do I.
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FUNNY, FUNNY, FUNNY!
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Another good one, Ditter! Laughing out loud!!!
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:thumbup: :!:
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It was either Phyllis Diller or Joan Rivers who used to tell a story about a woman who wanted to spice up life with her husband. So one day just before hubby came home she stripped down, and wrapped yards and yards of plastic wrap around her naked body, then hopped over to the front door and leaned seductively with one hand on the wall.
The husband came in and remarked "Leftovers again?" I wonder if he was related to this woman' late hubby... |
I needed a good laugh. Thanks!
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I love it!!! You always keep me in stitches
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Love your stuff! Always makes me smile.
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This is just too too funny!!! What a way to start the day.........
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ROFL. Great way to start the day - with humor. Thanks.
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lol!
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DITTER~~~this is the best one by far !!
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:lol: :lol:
Still think you should check out auditions for Last comic standing or Americas Got Talent I would phone in vote for sure |
guess he had never heard, ".....can not say anything nice, do not say anything at all".
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Thank You Ditter I Have Been Waiting For You, That is to Funny!!!!!!
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:) :roll: :lol:
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that is a good one
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I Agree.Ditter Is So Funny.
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