A couple of misconceptions I used to have:

That celery and rhubarb were related because we ate only the stalks and the stalks are stringy.

That when we deposited money in a bank, we would get the very same money back.

Do any of you have any?

The parkway was to park on and the driveway well you know

My boys were confused about the whole fax machine concept - thought Dad would get THE paper we sent a fax on... :)

I would have thought so, too. That's how "snail mail" works.

Before high cholesterol, I thought that steak was the best thing you could eat, not only for your body but your taste buds.... :(

When I was little I thought there were little people in the radio playing the music. I would look in the back to try to see them!

It was a long time before I realized that a heifer had to become a cow by giving birth to a calf before she produced milk.

:oops:

Isn't that still true?

I'm still wondering who's looking through that little red/black "eye" to know when you stand up so that they know when to push the flusher. LOL