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QuiltnNan 07-20-2011 03:27 AM

I have kleptomania,
But when it gets bad,
I take something for it.

Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!

I may be schizophrenic,
But at least I have each other.

With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment,
It is worth reflecting on the death [actually Jan 2, 1996] of a very important person,
Which almost went unnoticed last week. Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote
"The Hokey Pokey", died peacefully at age 93.
The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin.
They put his left leg in. And then the trouble started.

I want to die while asleep like my grandfather,
Not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.

cjomomma 07-20-2011 04:06 AM

Thanks for the morning laugh. Now the hokey pokey song is stuck in my head and a vision of them trying to put that man in his coffin. LOLOLOLOL!!!!!! I'm gonna be laughing all day.

Patty Patches 07-20-2011 04:29 AM

What she said!

Maggiesmom 07-20-2011 04:57 AM

Funny, LOL.

SherriB 07-20-2011 05:37 AM

Those are good!! Thanks for starting my day off with laughter. :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

blueangel 07-20-2011 05:38 AM

Funny

isnthatodd 07-20-2011 05:39 AM

Love the hokey pokey jokey!

momcpo 07-20-2011 05:40 AM

HA! Thanks, needed a smile.

mommamac 07-20-2011 06:18 AM

Dancing the hokey pokey with GKs will never be the same. LOL

ssgramma 07-20-2011 06:40 AM

ROTFLMAO at the hokey pokey!


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