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QuiltnNan 12-29-2013 07:13 AM

The speed limit
 
Sitting on the highway waiting to catch speeders, a state police officer saw a car puttering along at 22 M.P.H. He thinks to himself, that car is just as dangerous as a speeder. So, he turns his lights on and pulls the car over. Approaching the car, he notices there are 5 old ladies, two at the front and 3 at the back, wide eyed and looking like ghosts. The driver obviously confused said,"Officer, I don't understand, I wasn't doing over the speed limit!, What seems to be the problem?" "Ma'am," the officer said, "you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be dangerous". "Slower than the speed limit? NO SIR! I was doing exactly 22 miles an hour", the old woman said proudly. The officer containing a chuckle explains that 22 was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned, thanking the officer for pointing out her error. "Before I go Ma'am, I have to ask, is everyone OK? These women seem badly shaken and haven't uttered a word all this time" "Oh! they will be alright in a minute, Officer, we just got off Route 142.

Abby'smom 12-29-2013 07:20 AM

:thumbup: thank you for today's laugh!!

Trisher 12-29-2013 07:25 AM

LOL truly!

Jackie Spencer 12-29-2013 07:28 AM

Oh I love it!! Chuckled right out loud!! Love those road trips!!

DogHouseMom 12-29-2013 08:00 AM

My husband (lying) once used the route number as an "excuse" for driving over the limit. Because he was driving on an international license he got away with it.

mighty 12-29-2013 08:01 AM

That is funny, thank you!!!!

nativetexan 12-29-2013 08:05 AM

ha, ha. !!! I knew that one was coming. good one.

MaryStoaks 12-29-2013 08:13 AM

Thanks, that got a laugh from me!

Tartan 12-29-2013 08:16 AM

:thumbup:.

Prism99 12-29-2013 12:26 PM

I know I'm in a bad mood today, because I am wondering why it has to be little old ladies. It's as if the gender stereotypes I grew up with are still around in full force, even though I see a lot of little old gentlemen doing this kind of thing. Sorry, I don't mean to be critical; it's just my day to look through a glass darkly. :(


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