A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa .

'The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.

Red meat is awful.

Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining.

Chinese food is loaded with MSG.

High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water.

However, there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have eaten, or will eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?'




After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, 'Wedding Cake.'

OMG that's good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Too funny!

Another funny one Ditter!!! lol

I like it.

Yea Ditter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!

Yep, it's slow poison!

WAY TO GO DITTER!!!!!!!!! LOL

Oh my........so funny. Thanks.

here's a another - did you know that when you get married you get three things? the engagement ring, the wedding ring and then the suffering.


OK, OK, I know its bad :-)

LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

....and it is soooo true!!!

Oh, how they suffer. LOL

Gotta tell that one to my dh right now

A good one, Ditter. I love all your posts.

hee hee :)

hehehehehehehehehehehe, after 34 years of marriage i might agree tooooooooooooooooo funny

:lol: :lol:

OMG! Love it!!

That was great. Thanks Ditter

LOL!! Good one!

My DH really loved that one!

Funny can't wait to tell my DH.

Great !!! :)

Ditter, I am beginning to love you!

Nice one Ditter !!

Oh I am safe then, had no wedding cake.............................OOPS yea I did...at both weddings. Yikes double trouble.

Thanks for making me laugh.

I've been married three times.
First one for nine years, second one for nine months. Had wedding cake at both.
Been married for 28 years to my best friend and we DIDN'T have wedding cake. (eloped to Reno).
Go figure....

Made me laugh out loud...Love it...

Go Ditter