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woody 03-10-2011 12:25 AM

A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and gently tapped him of the shoulder to get his attention. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb and stopped just inches from a large plate window.

For a few moments everything was silent in the cab. Then, the shaking driver said "are you OK? I'm so sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me..."

The badly shaken passenger apologised to the driver and said "I didn't realise that a mere tap on the shoulder would startle someone so badly."

The driver replied, "No, no, I'm the one who is sorry, it's entirely my fault, today is my very first day driving a cab. I've been driving a hearse for 25 years

Sandy-lou 03-10-2011 12:41 AM

so funny just had to share it with my fb family ta

Painiacs 03-10-2011 02:42 AM

That was a great way to begin my day!!

Hosta 03-10-2011 02:43 AM

lol

Gladys 03-10-2011 02:45 AM

Oh that is funny

Charity Quilter 03-10-2011 05:15 AM

ROFLOL!!! Thanks for the laugh!

Charity Quilter 03-10-2011 05:16 AM

Sandy lou may I ask what kind of animal that is on your avatar? Just curious.

Charity Quilter 03-10-2011 05:19 AM


Originally Posted by Charity Quilter
Sandy lou may I ask what kind of animal that is on your avatar? Just curious.

Okay, I found it on google....tasmania devil

CarrieAnne 03-10-2011 05:24 AM

lol!

lovingmama 03-10-2011 06:07 AM

I choked on my coffee!

I'm still chuckling about it!


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