I am a nurse also. We all wear scrubs. I saw a co-worker at the mall, and told her that I did not recognize her with her clothes on....

At least once a week. Thanks for the grins.

We used to have a Lhaso Apso named Honey. One day when the UPS driver delivered a package to our door, the dog got out and I went flying out the door after her and the UPS man yelling "Come back honey".

At church. and many people don't know I breed dogs. Im just the 3yr olds teacher.

Hubby had just gotten back from Afghanistan. Friend and i were talking about the puppies and all that.

I said loudly over my kid crying that "it was great that he is home, It is breeding season, and I can use his help"

Since we have 4 kids......

One of my co-workers had a full beard/mustache thing going on. One day, after I'd settled in at my cubicle, I turned to wish him a good morning, and squealed not so very quietly "You're NAKED!" Really, he'd only just shaved everything off, but after months of hair I was quite surprised!

My other little instance also happened at work. I was a CSR, answering phones. It was busy, and as I answered my next call I combined two of our common phrases-May I help you, and Can you please hold for a minute?, and after the appropriate greeting, I proceeded to ask the gentleman on the phone "May I please hold you?" Thankfully he was in good humor and he couldn't see my red face! :oops:

Lisa You made my day. I was laughing so hard my husb got mad because he could not concentrate on building his wooden ship. ha ha ha.I love it. Thanks

I am still reading and still laughing. Thanks for all the chuckles everyone. My husband finally left the room. ha ha ha

I love this board...Ya'll are killing me...My stomachs hurting from laughing!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :oops: :roll:

our neighbor, his name was fuzzy, and my mother ask him what he was doing with that hoe, he replied ,we are just doinig some weed'''z Was at my grandmoms house one day and she ask my boyfriend how we were making out {was in the sixtys} my mother once said to my neice and nephew , their names are misty and pete. they were fighting over the last piece of chickin after supper . she yelled meat and pisty half that chick. Dottie Bug

I've put my foot in my mouth many times. I just can't remember the funnier ones. Good thread