A spokesperson for the U.S. Mint announced that a new fifty-cent piece was being issued to honor two great American patriots. On one side of the coin would be Teddy Roosevelt and on the other side, Nathan Hale.
Asked why two people were going to be on the same coin, the spokesman replied,









"Now, when you toss a coin you can simply call, 'Ted's or Hale's.'"

oooooooooooooooooooo :P :roll: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: You are very punny!

That is terrible but I laughed out loud! ! ! What does that say about my sense of humor? :)

Should I try one? Hope you all like it.

Two toads living in a garden started coming apart. One toad did not come apart as much as the other. The second toad asked him: How come you didn't come apart as much as I did? The first toad answered: "I'm the toad less raveled."

I know, an long way to go for a laugh! But I think it's cute since Robert Frost had a farm here in New Hampshire.

OOOOOOOOOOOO (groan) :) ;)

Love to read jokes that can be retold in a family (clean and funny) :lol:

My kind of joke.

Yoou are just so good!!!!!!!!!!!Yea Ditter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You've got to be kidding! lol