Tinkle A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach.. Luckily the babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in because it was too risky to operate. She gave birth to two healthy daughters and a healthy son. All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room in tears. "What's wrong?" asked the mother. "I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out," replied the daughter. The mother told her it was okay and explained what happened 16 years ago About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in tears. "Mom, I was taking a tinkle and this bullet ! came out." Again the mother told her not to worry and explained what happened 16 years ago. A week later her son walked into the room in tears. "It's okay" said the Mom, "I know what happened You were taking a tinkle and a bullet came out." "No," said the boy, "I was playing with myself and I shot the dog." I KNOW YOU SMILED (let's see if this gets deleted for being too dirty) |
:lol: :lol: :lol: BW ya sure love pushing the envelope :lol: :lol: :lol:
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i thought the joke was funny and the worst that would happen was that it would disappear. it still may. who knows?
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Originally Posted by amma
:lol: :lol: :lol: BW ya sure love pushing the envelope :lol: :lol: :lol:
well, there's no swears or nuffin :D |
No smile here - ROFLMBO :!: :!: :!: As Larry the Cable Guy says:
"That's just funny, I don't care who you are" |
yep just plain funny!
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I think it was just plain funny. Thanks for sharing.
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I am still laughing!
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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That was a good one -- I managed to sputter coffee all over my keyboard and screen!!
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