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Dorothy of Kansas 06-11-2009 10:03 AM

How to Tell the Sex of a Fly


This is the cleanest E-mail joke
I've come across in a long while!




A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
husband stalking around with a fly swatter

"What are you doing?"
She asked.

"Hunting Flies"
He responded.

"Oh. Killing any?"
She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.




Intrigued, she asked.
"How can you tell them apart?"

He responded,
"3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone."

zyxquilts 06-11-2009 10:15 AM

heeheehee hahahahaaaaa!!
Thanks for the giggle! :lol: :lol:

mary quite contrary 06-11-2009 10:28 AM

That's cute!!!!

youme 06-11-2009 12:39 PM

hahaha.... Funny!!! I love it!!


amma 06-11-2009 01:40 PM

:lol: :lol: :lol: soo much truth in that :lol: :lol: :lol:

sewjoyce 06-11-2009 04:45 PM

ROTFLMAO!!

littlehud 06-11-2009 07:03 PM

Thanks for my daily laugh. I can always count on you. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Marcia 06-11-2009 07:07 PM

That is really cute and my husband is going to get a big laugh out of it when I read it to him too!! Thanks.

Mousie 06-11-2009 07:15 PM

was wracking my brain, before I got to the punch line...
lmbo...now I'm laughing and my brains a wrack! :wink:

Mousie 06-11-2009 07:16 PM

ok, so that was a little cheesy...
what do you expect from a wee mousie? :mrgreen:


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