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Visiting the modern art museum, a lady
turned to an attendant standing nearby. "This," she said, "I suppose, is one of those hideous representations you call modern art?" "No, Madam," replied the attendant. "That one's called a mirror." ~~~~~~~~~~~~ *** ~~~~~~~~~~~ A man walks into a bar and asks for a beer. After drinking it, he looks in his shirt pocket and asks for another beer. After drinking that one, he looks in his shirt pocket again and asks for another beer. This happens about another seven times before the bartender asks him, "Why do you keep looking in your pocket?" The man replies, "I have a picture of my wife in there. When she looks good enough, I'll go home." |
Originally Posted by okiepastor
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady
turned to an attendant standing nearby. "This," she said, "I suppose, is one of those hideous representations you call modern art?" "No, Madam," replied the attendant. "That one's called a mirror." ~~~~~~~~~~~~ *** ~~~~~~~~~~~ A man walks into a bar and asks for a beer. After drinking it, he looks in his shirt pocket and asks for another beer. After drinking that one, he looks in his shirt pocket again and asks for another beer. This happens about another seven times before the bartender asks him, "Why do you keep looking in your pocket?" The man replies, "I have a picture of my wife in there. When she looks good enough, I'll go home." |
I agree , but the mirror one sure made me laugh! think that could happen some mornings IF I LOOKED in the mirror!
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Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D:D
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