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"She went down the list of all past or present ailments and was able to check off no on every one." This is from Fannie Flagg's CAN'T WAIT TO GET TO HEAVEN. I've held on to that book for when I need a laugh.
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Mine said, "You don't have to settle for just one"!
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Page 45 The Shipping News by E. Annie Proulx
"Auntie Pinkie. She was so stout she couldn't get down to the chamber pot and had to set it on the bed before she could pee." Surely hope not! Eek!! LOL Love it! |
The nearest reading material around me is an old quilting magazine. Guess what - - page 45 has been removed! What an omen for me! Ha Ha!
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Originally Posted by Tartan
(Post 4859768)
The one near me is my dictionary. I don't think that was what they had in mind but the top of page 45 is: Asterisk- a star-shaped symbol used to call attention to something or as a reference mark. Hmmmmm, that could be good or bad.:D
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Mine said " She blushed; it wasn't the first time he voiced that thought to her." (Johanna Lindsey "That Perfect Someone")
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Originally Posted by Kat Sews
(Post 4859608)
Mine said "Let me be blunt: you are the source of most of your problems."
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From a gifted Quilting resource book ... pg 45: "Without value differences, the individual patches in your block will all but disappear and you won't be happy with the results." Won't affect my sex life but my piecing may get better. :o
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Mine says "I'm trying to do you a favor." That sounds scary
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From the "American Heart Association No-Fad Diet" cookbook: Many experts recommend that you use your heart rate to determine wheteher you are exercising at an appropriate level.
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