diamonds are this girl's best friend----not this girl

not this girl-----has all Christmas projects finished

has all Christmas projects finished----- this is a bad joke :D

this is a bad joke----house is spotless

house is spotless---- my sister-in-law (fanatic)

my sister-in-law - - - is a saint (for putting up with my brother)

is a saint------working with the handicapped

working with the handicapped - - - special olympics

special Olympics------real sportsmanship

real sportsmanship----comes from good coaches