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Ditter43 09-25-2010 08:24 PM

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town. He's going through his usual run of silly blonde jokes when a big blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and says,

"OK jerk, I've heard just about enough of your denigrating blonde jokes .

What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What do a person's physical attributes have to do with their worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in my community, of reaching my full potential as a person...
........because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes but women at large... all in the name of humor."

Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the blonde pipes up, "You stay out of this mister, I'm talking to that little f%@#*er on your knee!"

Colbaltjars62 09-25-2010 08:27 PM

OMG LMBO!!!!!!
Good one Ditter!!!!

Ms. Shawn 09-26-2010 12:49 AM


Originally Posted by Ditter43
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town. He's going through his usual run of silly blonde jokes when a big blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and says,

"OK jerk, I've heard just about enough of your denigrating blonde jokes .

What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What do a person's physical attributes have to do with their worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in my community, of reaching my full potential as a person...
........because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes but women at large... all in the name of humor."

Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the blonde pipes up, "You stay out of this mister, I'm talking to that little f%@#*er on your knee!"

Good one Ditter!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :XD: :thumbup:

magpie 09-26-2010 05:27 AM

That was good.

CarrieAnne 09-26-2010 05:42 AM

LOL!

CoyoteQuilts 09-26-2010 06:57 AM

Oh Ditter, where ever to you find these!! I look forward to these each day, Thank you!

littlehud 09-26-2010 07:51 AM

OMG, so funny. Thanks for the laugh.

prairiequeen 09-26-2010 07:58 AM

Will send that one on down for family to enjoy.

dglvr 09-26-2010 07:59 AM

Hahahaha :mrgreen: Of course I'm a blonde and will have to send that one along. Thanks I love blonde jokes. :XD:

Baysidegal 09-26-2010 08:11 AM

I'm passing this on.. too funny!


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