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Dottie Bug 12-01-2011 08:10 PM


Originally Posted by Arleners (Post 4741880)
This would be for someone a little older who could read, but I have seen taking a bag of minature marshmallows and enclosing a poem
You've been bad so here's the scoop, instead of presents - here's snowman poop!

the lady next door to me did this but she painted small peables brown and put them on the lawn outside the front door and said santa had been there but didnt leave anything but deer poo. Dottie Bug

BETTY62 12-01-2011 08:15 PM

That's just too cool. I would like to see the look on his face when he sees it. .

Iraxy 12-01-2011 09:04 PM

One year my youngest daughter was given a lump of coal by her mean spirited aunt Pat. That poor kid cried for hours. Her other Christmas presents were put aside as she cried about the coal. I finally went to my bedroom and wrote a note that I stuck in my husband's stocking which was supposedly written by Santa and said that he had put the lump of coal in the wrong stocking and since he was in a hurry he could not get it out before he had to leave. In it he stated that the coal was supposed to go to Pat (the one who put it in her stocking) and that she was to get it from my daughter and be better next year or there would be a rock in there next time and NO presents. My husband read this to the group and we laughed out loud. My daughter stopped crying for the coal, and then went and comforted her aunt Pat (but quickly gave her the coal!). Sometimes this coal stuff can backfire.

coloradosky 12-02-2011 12:21 AM

One year I gave my DGD a bag of coal candy as pictured above because coal was actually on her Christmas list. She gets a bag of real coal every year now because I skipped one year and she was very disappointed and asked why Santa did not leave her bag of coal. She always gives a big smile when she opens it.

Weenween 12-02-2011 04:27 AM

coal in stocking
 
Gotta love that i wish i were a fly on the wall when he sees his stocking.thanks for sharing.

skate 12-02-2011 10:26 AM

Hee hee! That is really funny!!


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