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Pegleg 05-07-2011 07:39 AM

The Washcloth

Ladies, this has to be read, laughed at and passed on. There is not a woman alive who won't crack up over this!

I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30
am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45 am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare. As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the
washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.

I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away. I was a little surprised when the doctor said, 'My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?'

I didn't respond.

After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal ... some shopping, cleaning, cooking. After school when my 6-year-old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, 'Mommy, where's my washcloth?'

I told her to get another one from the cupboard.

She replied, 'No, I need t! he one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it.'

Never going back to that doctor. Ever.

Murphy 05-07-2011 07:42 AM

ROFL. This is hilarious!!

littlehud 05-07-2011 08:45 AM

OMG. I nearly fell off my chair laughing. Thanks.

quiltlonger 05-07-2011 09:33 AM

.., pretty.. sparkly..glitter.. oh MY

butterflies5518 05-07-2011 09:54 AM

OMG! this is way too funny!

pipp5 05-07-2011 09:56 AM

Pegleg, sure hope Valley Center, KS is a big enough town that you won't have to worry about running into at church or the grocery store! I think I'd probably leave town!

AngieS 05-07-2011 09:58 AM

I think I've read this before, but love it!! ;)

sall 05-07-2011 10:28 AM

I have an appointment with mine soon. Thankfully I have no 6 year olds

sewmuchmore 05-07-2011 02:45 PM

:oops: but funny!!!! ;-)

TonnieLoree 05-07-2011 05:05 PM

That was priceless! Thanks for sharing.


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