The Hormone Guide Women will understand this! Men should memorize it! Every woman knows that there are days when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be carried like a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other! DANGEROUS SAFER SAFEST ULTRA SAFE What's for Can I help you Where would you like Here, have Dinner? With dinner? To go for dinner? some wine. Are you You sure WOW! Look Here, have Wearing that? Look good in at you! some wine brown! What are you Could we be Here's my Here, have So worked up Overreacting? paycheck. some wine. about? Should you be You know, there Can I get you a Here, have Eating that? are A lot of a piece of some wine. apples left chocolate with that? What did you I hope you I've always loved Here, have DO all day? didn't Over-do you In that robe! some wine it today. 13 Things PMS Stands For: 1. Pass My Shotgun 2. Psychotic Mood Shift 3. Perpetual Munching Spree 4. Puffy Mid-Section 5. People Make me Sick 6. Provide Me Sweets 7. Pardon My Sobbing 8. Pimples May Surface 9. Pass My sweat pants 10. Pissy Mood Syndrome 11. Plainly; Men Suck 12. Pack My Stuff 13. Potential Murder Suspect |
I can't get it to go into the colums correctly
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After reading that you had a problem with columns, the top part made more sense. I do appreciate and love the PMS part. LOL. Another, "Gotta show the husband" thing.
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:lol: :lol: Good One :lol: :lol:
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Love the PMS part. So true for some of us.
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