A dog relieving themselves on the quilt my husband left on the floor.

:-o Ditto

I haven't read an actual newspaper in some time, but when I did, I always had to go to the op ed page first to see who agreed with me and who the idiots were...LOL

To the subject, I don't think I've actually every screamed in my life, but I do a pretty good imitation of a voo-doo witch doctor dancing around in my living room if I see cockroaches...Luckily, the neighbors are safe from that site since I now live in MN where we don't have the little beasts...

Once at work while working on the bottom shelf of a display, I screamed as a mouse ran out within 2" of my knees. A customer outside in her car, with both car door & store door closed, heard me.

The loudest I ever actually screamed was one night when I woke up with a strange man standing at the foot of my bed.

LOL!! I'm with you...but I do actually start yelling at the newspaper or the TV when I see something particularly stupid!!

Amen to Carries statement on stupid drivers I see them here all the time. For some reason no one knows how to use a turn signal, and they fly through yellow lights which turn red on them while they are in the middle of the intersection, etc, etc......

The other thing that makes me want to scream is to go out the eat for a nice quite eveing and then have to listen to a crying child through the entire meal, or worse yet, the child is crying because the parents are either teasing the child or hitting the child. Same goes for trying to shop and hearing the screaming child all the way accross the store.

Congress!

SNAKES!!!!!!! I can't take snakes.

Certain coworkers, snakes, spiders, mice, most any bug in the house, certain coworkers, certain coworker. Guess you figured out I have one that makes me want to SCREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!