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LOL! I don't think you would offend anyone in our generation. That may be a bit spicy but I think we all have probably all heard this a few times....
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Originally Posted by Bluelady
Oh dear..
a friend of the family used to always say,(whenever we whined for something) "Put your wishes in one hand and S*** in the other and see which one fills up first". Not really sure what that supposed to teach us.... It cracks me up now! I will sometimes say it to my kids now. They are 23 and 27 years old though and have heard those words before.. Sorry if I offended anyone! |
YEP!!!
Originally Posted by jskbloomers
In the winter it's usually "slicker than snot"
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My personal favorite is Bloom where you are planted. I married a military man and we moved a lot. Even more tho, to me it really just means to make the best of whatever life hands you.
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So ugly he/she was hit in the face with a bag of nickles
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When I worked we did very detailed work, constantly referring to and interpreting federal regulations and my co-worker would say "It's like picking the fly s--t out of the pepper!".
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Kwichyerbellyakin!
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With a car full of kids & someone wondering who "cut the cheese", my sweet little Mom said "A fox smells his own hole first". We were shocked!
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"Out of the shade and in the heat. Off your butt and on your feet."
"If wishes and buts were candy and nuts we'd all have a Merry Christmas." "I felt about as welcome as a red headed stepchild at a family reunion." |
My mother-in-law always said,"Don't get your skirt over your head".
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Originally Posted by BobbiSue
Daddy would use this quote but add....."now pick up the bucket...". His way of saying..... "Just Don't Quit!!!" Lord, how I miss him and Mama...
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Originally Posted by janethagy
When something would go wrong my dad would say " dont cry over spilled milk, what is done is done" and how right he was..:)
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