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Ditter43 11-17-2011 02:10 PM

Where I've Been
 
Where I've Been



I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots.

Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with
someone.

I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you
there.

I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you
have to be driven there. I have made several trips there,
thanks to my friends, family and work.

I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm
not too much on physical activity anymore.

I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try
not to visit there too often.

I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to
stand firm.

Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm
getting older.

One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets
the adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age I
need all the stimuli I can get!

I may have been in Continent, and I don't remember what country
I was in. It's an age thing.

SouthPStitches 11-17-2011 02:11 PM

Best thing I've read all week!

QuiltnNan 11-17-2011 02:27 PM

v-e-r-r-r-r-r-y funny :D

Juliebelle 11-18-2011 04:19 AM

That is so funny glad to see you back on the board have missed you

Joset 11-18-2011 05:39 AM

welcome back, i enjoy your stories.

Judith1005 11-18-2011 05:42 AM

lol. thank for the smile this morning Ditter.

funcupl 11-18-2011 07:41 AM

Good to hear from you again Ditter...enjoy your threads!
Claudia

KarenR 11-18-2011 07:49 AM

Another Award Winning SAying from Ditter.

Keep them coming. I look forward to them.

Stitchit123 11-18-2011 08:29 AM

WOW --I've been to all these places -some on several occassions I can't believe we never ran into each other..Ill keep y eyes open for ya!!

texpat45 11-18-2011 12:04 PM

Funniest thing I've read in days! Happy to see you back...you always brightened my day with your fabulous sense of humor!! Thanks!!!


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