You made my day! I had a great laugh.

Humor helps one get through the day. Thanks! :-)

Here is another....

A guy took his wife out to dinner in a fancy restaurant. When the waitress asked for his order, He asked for a nice T-bone steak with all the trimmings. The waitress looked kinda funny and asked “Aren’t you worried about that mad cow problem?” “He said no, she can order for herself”. And that is when the fight started...

Oh, those just really tickled my funny bone. I am definitely subscribing to this thread in hopes more will appear!