It doesn't take 45 minutes to get a dog ready to go outside in the winter.

Dogs cannot lie.

Dogs never resist nap time.

You don't need to get an extra phone line for a dog.

Dogs don't pester you about getting a kid.

Dogs don't care if the peas have been touched by the mashed potatoes.

Average cost of sending a dog to school: $52, Your kid: $103,000.

Dogs are housebroken by the time they are 12 weeks old.

Your dog is not embarrassed if you sing in public.

If your dog is a bad seed, your genes cannot be blamed.

ROFL! Thanks Ditter

Funny Ditter, just love your funnies you share with us.

Yes-these are perfectly legitimate reasons. I totally agree-so do my dogs. . .

LOL My dogs and I agree!!!!

Ha ha u always have the best!!

This is great...LOVE the photo...

The picture says it all! :-D :-D

That is a great one, thanks Ditter!!!!

Ditter,

That is soo true and I love the photo.

I think you left one out.

You can put them in a crate and leave and no one calls the law.