Subject: FW: Why Waiters carry extra spoons
- for those of you who "eat out" regularly....

A lesson on how highly paid consultants can make a difference in an
organization.
Last week, we took some friends to a new restaurant, 'Rog's Place,' and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket.
It seemed a little strange. When the bus-boy brought our water and utensils,I observed that he also had a spoon in his shirt pocket.
Then I looked around and saw that all the staff had spoons in their pockets. When the waiter came back to serve our soup I inquired, 'Why the spoon?'
'Well, 'he explained, 'the restaurant's owner hired Andersen Consulting to revamp all of our processes. After several months of analysis, they concluded that the spoon was the most frequently dropped utensil. It represents a drop frequency of approximately 3 spoons per table per hour.
If our personnel are better prepared, we can reduce the number of trips back to the kitchen and save 15 man-hours per shift.'
As luck would have it, I dropped my spoon and he replaced it with his spare.
'I'll get another spoon next time I go to the kitchen instead of making an extra trip to get it right now.'



I was impressed.



I also noticed that there was a string hanging out of the waiter's fly.
Looking around, I saw that all of the waiters had the same string hanging from their flies. So, before he walked off, I asked the waiter, 'Excuse me, but can you tell me why you have that string right there?'
Oh, certainly!' Then he lowered his voice. 'Not everyone is so observant.
That consulting firm I mentioned also learned that we can save time in the restroom. By tying this string to the tip of our you-know-what, we can pull it out without touching it and eliminate the need to wash our hands, shortening the time spent in the rest-room by 76.39% and saving 1157 gallons of water per week.
I asked quietly, 'After you get it out, how do you put it back in?'
'Well,' he whispered, 'I don't know about the others, but I use the spoon.'


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Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! Ewwwwwwwww :shock: :shock:

You got me going for awhile, but funny and hope it's not really true, May in Jersey

Oh my that is to funny!! And grose!!

Oh NO!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

GROOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!

That was good!!!! I literally laughed out loud til tears ran down my cheeks! :mrgreen: If I ever need a spoon, I will think twice about it! LOL!!

The lesson learned from this story is NEVER drop your spoon and I guess check to see if the wait staff, etc. has strings on their zippers. :lol: :lol: :lol: :oops:

ROFL! OMG that is so bad and so funny!

That is so funny!