The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue - Anonymous
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful - Ann Landers If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went - Will Rogers There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face - Ben Williams A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself - Josh Billings The average dog is a nicer person than the average person - Andy Rooney We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made - M. Acklam Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate - Sigmund Freud I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult - Rita Rudner ♪ A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down - Robert Benchley Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog - Franklin P. Jones If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons - James Thurber If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise - Anonymous Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul: chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth - Anne Tyler Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea - Robert A. Heinlein If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man - Mark Twain You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'Wow, you're right. I never would've thought of that' - Dave Barry If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them - Phil Pastoret The tiny Chihuahua is the second most destructive dog you can have in your home, Will and Guy have discovered, behind the Great Dane. We found that a recent survey indicates that the 'Little and Large' of the canine world can cause more damage than any other breed. Apparently, in its lifetime, the average Chihuahua causes £638 [approx. $1,130 USD] worth of damage, just £30 less than its big cousin. The dogs often soil carpets, scratch doors, chew sofas and break ornaments. Another surprise inclusion on the league table of mischievous mutts is the Dachshund. These 'sausage dogs' cause an average £444 [approx. $785 USD] of damage during their lives. On the other hand, we have been told by veterinary friends that the pug and the huge St Bernard are the least destructive breeds, the former tending to be better behaved and more easily trained, the latter more gentle and stable in nature. |
I had a Boxer that ate a large chunk of our couch when we weren't home. She was fine, but the couch was toast. That dog cost way more than $1,130 worth of damage in her life! But she was still my most favorite. Sweetest dog I've ever had.
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Oh heavens, I just got DGD a mini dachshund for her birthday. ( she lives with me. ) I guess I better start putting some money back to pay for the damages. Maybe because he is a mini the damage will be less. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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I love my dogs, yours too!
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