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A man was sick and tired
of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: 'Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through. So, please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman... He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, Awakened the kids, Set out their school clothes, Fed them breakfast, Packed their lunches, Drove them to school, Came home and picked up the dry cleaning, Took it to the cleaners And stopped at the bank to make a deposit, Went grocery shopping, Then drove home to put away the groceries, Paid the bills and balanced the check book. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.. Then, it was already 1 P.M. And he hurried to make the beds, Do the laundry, vacuum, Dust, And sweep and mop the kitchen floor. Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home. Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework. Then, set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing. At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper, He cleaned the kitchen, Ran the dishwasher, Folded laundry, Bathed the kids, And put them to bed. At 9 P.M. He was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint. The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: - Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, Oh! Please, let us trade back.. Amen!' The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied: "My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. But you'll have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night" |
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: that is so cute :thumbup: love it ;)
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Oh, beautiful, LOL!
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cute cute, thanks
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Great punch line.
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THAT'll show him LOL!!!
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lol That is great :)
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Ha, good one!
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Very funny, with another child on the way, he will be in for quite a surprise.
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I laughed so hard I thought I was going to pee my pants. Good job show them what we do everyday.
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That was great!
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Funny
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Originally Posted by JudyMN
A man was sick and tired
of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: 'Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through. So, please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman... He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, Awakened the kids, Set out their school clothes, Fed them breakfast, Packed their lunches, Drove them to school, Came home and picked up the dry cleaning, Took it to the cleaners And stopped at the bank to make a deposit, Went grocery shopping, Then drove home to put away the groceries, Paid the bills and balanced the check book. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.. Then, it was already 1 P.M. And he hurried to make the beds, Do the laundry, vacuum, Dust, And sweep and mop the kitchen floor. Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home. Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework. Then, set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing. At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper, He cleaned the kitchen, Ran the dishwasher, Folded laundry, Bathed the kids, And put them to bed. At 9 P.M. He was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint. The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: - Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, Oh! Please, let us trade back.. Amen!' The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied: "My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. But you'll have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night" |
OH MY!!! ROTFLMBO!!
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Hilarious!!!!
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Now that is really funny!
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Too funny
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Where's the part about the quilting to be done?
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oops- double
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LOL...wasn't expecting that at the end!
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oH I Love it. LOL
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Originally Posted by damaquilts
oH I Love it. LOL
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Cute! Thanks for the good laugh!!
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LOVE IT!!!
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LOL love it!!
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Good one.... This one has been around for a while, but I still get a "kick" out of it! Thankyou for the Laugh's!
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Loved that. How true-LOL
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Love it!!!!
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That was hilarious !! So true, I was a stay at home mom of 3 kids. Had the 3rd at 40. He's alomost 19, but never got much of a break because I have a 4 year old grandson. I've always had children in our house. Love it though. It reminds me of a poem in the Dear Abby column many years ago...called. You don't work, you're just a housewife (something like that). If I can ever find it I will print it here
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Do you suppose he'll make it through labor?
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Now that was really funny and oh so true. Thanks I needed a big laugh.
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This says it all, love it.
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I've always thought that if a man had to have the second baby and alternate child in each family, no family would EVER have more than THREE kids.
As a 28 year plus hospital volunteer, I noticed that when the husband was present at the birth and in the same room, that family had very few kids. The man who sat in the waiting room, watching TV or making visits to the cafeteria, had a LOT of kids. Just my observations. |
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