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dphelps 10-22-2011 08:14 AM

Funny! That made my day. Thanks.

PS Stitcher 10-22-2011 08:20 AM

Those are awesome!! :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

DeAnne-Mn. 10-22-2011 08:23 AM

Perfect! LOL

Linda - K. 10-22-2011 08:43 AM

I'm going to have to pass them on to a friend--especially the last one! Her husband travels for business a lot.

Tinabug 10-22-2011 09:20 AM

I love a good laugh!

grandme26 10-22-2011 09:27 AM

:-) :-) :-) :D :D :D :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

Olivia's Grammy 10-22-2011 01:22 PM

That was good, both of them.

desertrose 10-22-2011 02:30 PM

Funny, but I don't I could have allowed my deceased DH ever miss a business trip. After all that's were the quilting money came from in those days... :roll: :roll: :roll:

Weenween 10-22-2011 03:20 PM


Originally Posted by willferg
'Cash, check or charge?' I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.

'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked.

'No,' she replied, 'but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.'

– and –

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him
at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, 'Please wake me at 5:00 AM.' He left it where he knew she would find it.

The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.'

Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

YOU CAN NOT AND I MEAN NOT OUT SMART A WOMAN.

Marge L. 10-22-2011 03:29 PM


Originally Posted by willferg
'Cash, check or charge?' I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.

'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked.

'No,' she replied, 'but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.'

– and –

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him
at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, 'Please wake me at 5:00 AM.' He left it where he knew she would find it.

The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.'

Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.




Yeah, they never learn, do they? Why do they think they can always get by with these things?


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