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Chasing Hawk 08-16-2010 09:10 AM

A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided
to hire herself out as a "handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby
well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and
asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. "Well, I guess I
could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, "How much will you charge
me?" Delighted, the girl quickly responded, "How about $50?" The man
agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she would need
was in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the conversation said to her
husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the
house?"



He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?" The wife replied,
"You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes
we've been getting by email lately." Later that day, the blonde teenager
came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" the
startled husband asked. "Yes, she replied, and I even had paint left
over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached into his pocket
for the $50.00 and handed it to her along with a $10.00 tip. "And by the
way, "the blonde teenager added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus.

amma 08-16-2010 09:26 AM

LMBO Good One!

sewmuchmore 08-16-2010 09:28 AM

Oh" my and they say at time I act like a dumb blonde.

dglvr 08-16-2010 09:30 AM


Originally Posted by sewmuchmore
Oh" my and they say at time I act like a dumb blonde.

Ha. With me its no act. :thumbup:

CarrieAnne 08-16-2010 10:46 AM

lol!

mosquitosewgirl 08-16-2010 10:58 AM


Originally Posted by Chasing Hawk
A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided
to hire herself out as a "handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby
well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and
asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. "Well, I guess I
could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, "How much will you charge
me?" Delighted, the girl quickly responded, "How about $50?" The man
agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she would need
was in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the conversation said to her
husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the
house?"



He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?" The wife replied,
"You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes
we've been getting by email lately." Later that day, the blonde teenager
came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" the
startled husband asked. "Yes, she replied, and I even had paint left
over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached into his pocket
for the $50.00 and handed it to her along with a $10.00 tip. "And by the
way, "the blonde teenager added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus.

Love that one....my DD, who is a natural blonde (now 13), when she was 10 saw a t-shirt that she just had to have. It read "I had a nightmare I was a blond". As it was very clear that she understood the irony of a blond wearing something like that, we bought it. You would be amazed at the number of people that stopped her when she was wearing it and said something along the lines of 'but honey, you are a blond'. Her response was always polite, but direct "I know, that's why it is funny". Shocked quite a few of them that someone that of her age would get that humor.

PuffinGin 08-16-2010 11:00 AM

Excellent one! Had to send it to my red-headed friend who loves these. She even owns a "Porch."

Chasing Hawk 08-16-2010 11:08 AM


Originally Posted by mosquitosewgirl

Originally Posted by Chasing Hawk
A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided
to hire herself out as a "handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby
well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and
asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. "Well, I guess I
could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, "How much will you charge
me?" Delighted, the girl quickly responded, "How about $50?" The man
agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she would need
was in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the conversation said to her
husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the
house?"



He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?" The wife replied,
"You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes
we've been getting by email lately." Later that day, the blonde teenager
came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" the
startled husband asked. "Yes, she replied, and I even had paint left
over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached into his pocket
for the $50.00 and handed it to her along with a $10.00 tip. "And by the
way, "the blonde teenager added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus.

Love that one....my DD, who is a natural blonde (now 13), when she was 10 saw a t-shirt that she just had to have. It read "I had a nightmare I was a blond". As it was very clear that she understood the irony of a blond wearing something like that, we bought it. You would be amazed at the number of people that stopped her when she was wearing it and said something along the lines of 'but honey, you are a blond'. Her response was always polite, but direct "I know, that's why it is funny". Shocked quite a few of them that someone that of her age would get that humor.

Our youngest daughter is blonde, and has an I.Q. OF 150. :)

Chasing Hawk 08-16-2010 11:09 AM


Originally Posted by PuffinGin
Excellent one! Had to send it to my red-headed friend who loves these. She even owns a "Porch."

LOL very cool.

What color did she have it "painted" ?......LOL

Ms. Shawn 08-16-2010 11:19 AM


Originally Posted by amma
LMBO Good One!

OMG!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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