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Elfi2 10-03-2011 05:27 PM

An elderly man lay dying in his bed.

While suffering the agonies of impending death,

he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favourite scones

wafting up the stairs.


He gathered his remaining strength,

and lifted himself from the bed.

Leaning on the wall,

he slowly made his way out of the bedroom,

and with even greater effort,

gripping the railing with both hands,

he crawled downstairs.

With laboured breath,

he leaned against the door-frame,

gazing into the kitchen.

Were it not for death's agony,

he would have thought himself already in heaven,

for there, spread out upon the kitchen table

were literally hundreds of his favourite scones..

Was it heaven?

Or was it one final act of love

from his devoted Yorkshire wife of sixty years,

seeing to it that he left this world a happy man?

Mustering one great final effort,

he threw himself towards the table,

landing on his knees in rumpled posture.

His aged and withered hand

trembled towards a scone at the edge of the table,

when it was suddenly smacked by his wife

with a wooden spoon ......

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'Bugger off' she said, 'they're for the funeral.'














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Jingle 10-03-2011 05:32 PM

I've heard or read one something like this. Very funny.

Glassquilt 10-03-2011 05:34 PM

:)

bjnicholson 10-03-2011 05:34 PM

Good one!!!

blueangel 10-03-2011 05:39 PM

Funny

BeckyL 10-03-2011 06:22 PM

Love it

auntpiggylpn 10-03-2011 06:46 PM

You made my belly fat jiggle!!! hahahahhaha!

GingerK 10-03-2011 07:16 PM

Oh yessss. Good one!! Must remeber that the next time Dh tries to steal a cookie!!

alikat110 10-03-2011 07:39 PM

Roflmao!!!!!

leiladylei54 10-03-2011 08:30 PM

Got me good....wasn't expecting that!!!


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