Entertainment at the Senior Center

It was entertainment night at the senior center and the Amazing Claude was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do his stuff. As Claude went to the front of the meeting room, he announced, "Unlike most hypnotists who invite two or three people up here to be put into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience."

The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. "I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations."

He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch..."

The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.

"S--T!", said the Hypnotist.

It took three days to clean up the senior center!

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FOFLMBO

That is so wrong but I love it. Gotta show it to DH. he works in a convelescent home.

That is hilarious.

You have made my day!

LOL, dh had to come in to see what i was laughing about.

Too cute...

I read this to my kids and could not stop laughing. Tears in my eyes.

DH will love this. Thanks for sharing.

Your jokes ALWAYS make me laugh!! Keep them coming.

you look like such a nice Lady.....................I almost had to do some cleaning myself :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

that is just to funny ....

Very funny! Three days to clean up the Senior Center???? Well... that "depends."

OMG, so funny. Thanks for the laugh.

Cute!

Oh Ditter, I can't stop laughing! I have to send that to my entire guild as we meet at our local senior center. I guess they won't be hiring a hypnotist. thanks for the laughs!

You all just wait! Some day we are gonna be there. :lol:

Perfect timing! I needed a good laugh this morning.

That is really cute!!

OMGosh that is sew funny!!!

Oh my gosh, soooo funny.

You are just too funny! Yes, keep them coming!

LOL!

You are so funny, I love all the little things that you write. If I wasn't already here for the quilting I would come for your jokes and words of wisdom. Thanks you make my day!

Thats a good one. I am taking it to our senor quilt group next week.

Thats great! thank you

I hope I remember this when I live in a Home! ROFLMAO

thats a good one

That is so funny. Thanks.

That was great!! I love your jokes.. Keep them coming. We all need a good laugh!! I'm headed out on a road trip with my quilting friends tomorrow.. Guess what joke I'm bringing along to get the day started off right!!

That was just so laugh out loud funny, its set me up for the day, thanks Ditter.

Thanks Ditter
I needed that!

I needed a laugh today, Thanks so much :) :)

:shock: That is way too funny. Thank you for the laugh, keep them coming!

I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD IT DREW MY HUSBANDS ATTENTION FROM HIS BOXING MATCH HE WAS WATCHING, THAT WAS A FIRST.