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YOUR SISTERS SO POOR:

When she goes to KFC , she has to lick other peoples fingers !!

I saw her kicking a can down the side of the road yesterday & I asked her what she was doing
and she said moving !!

Her face is on the front of a food stamp!!

She waves around a popsicle and calls it air conditioning!!

She was in K-mart with a box of Hefty bags, I asked her whatcha doin, she said buying luggage!!

She makes her kids eat cereal with a fork, to save milk!!

She bounces food stamps !!

Her favorite color is shiny !!

She smokes fish in her car trunk !!

Her family portrait looks like a science project gone awry!!

You have to carry around a can of spray paint to defend her honor!!

She has ten kids & she named them all Johnny.
I said what if you want all them to come in from
playing outside. She said I just holler Johnny & they all come running. And what if you want them to come to the table for dinner. She said I just sayJjohnny come eat dinner & they all come running. I said what if you want to call one particular one of them. She said " oh thats easy " I just call them by their last name !!!!