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To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine.. Funny

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine.. Funny

Old 06-12-2012, 06:59 PM
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To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine..

And those who don't and are seen with a bottle of water in their hand.

As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of poop.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service
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Old 06-13-2012, 05:32 PM
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Ewwwwwwwwwwww.
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Old 06-13-2012, 06:49 PM
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this a good public servcie announcement. Thanks for the laugh.
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Old 06-14-2012, 03:39 AM
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ROTFL...that one is great! Thanks,
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Old 06-14-2012, 03:49 AM
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It is so good I am going to steal it and share!!!
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Old 06-14-2012, 11:27 AM
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I knew there was a reason I don't drink cold water and the only cold thing I drink is Rolling Rock
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Old 06-14-2012, 12:59 PM
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Before I get down to the business of quilting,I always come here for a joke. Thank!! ROFLOL will share
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Old 06-14-2012, 04:41 PM
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guess I better open the wine and enjoy a glass!
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This is why I stick to the hard stuff... Dr. Pepper... LOL!
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Old 06-15-2012, 04:43 AM
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And I'll just bet you changed a particular word a couple of times!
Too funny!

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