Redneck Etiquette
12-19-2010, 09:41 AM
#11
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Join Date: May 2009
Location: LA - Lower Alabama
Posts: 888
you'd be surprised the number of guys around here that seem to think some deodorant and a huge splash of aftershave is a good substitute to a BATH before going shopping at walmart....
'nuff to gag a maggot....
the other 'aroma' that can knock you out is somebody who has JUST finished a cigarette before coming in the store.... yuk
'nuff to gag a maggot....
the other 'aroma' that can knock you out is somebody who has JUST finished a cigarette before coming in the store.... yuk
12-19-2010, 09:48 AM
#12
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Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: North Central Texas
Posts: 656
Just love redneck jokes. Sorta scary sometimes how close they hit to home...
Since kids or someone is always messing with my DD and SIL, they took their old Christmas tree and place it on the fence line in the H Kicker post. Actually, they were really hoping the 'someone' would steal it and get rid of it for them. They steal everything else, trash container, mail box, etc... But the tree is still there!
Since kids or someone is always messing with my DD and SIL, they took their old Christmas tree and place it on the fence line in the H Kicker post. Actually, they were really hoping the 'someone' would steal it and get rid of it for them. They steal everything else, trash container, mail box, etc... But the tree is still there!
12-19-2010, 10:09 AM
#13
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Join Date: May 2009
Location: Merced, CA
Posts: 4,188
Ditter, you missed one here.
WEDDINGS:
1. Livestock is usually a poor choice for a wedding gift.
For a poor backwoods couple a nice handful of laying hens would be a nice gift. A small pig would be a gift that would really pay off in a few months. A cow would be a gift that would keep on giving for years.
And a gift certificate for a local dentist would be marvelous.
WEDDINGS:
1. Livestock is usually a poor choice for a wedding gift.
For a poor backwoods couple a nice handful of laying hens would be a nice gift. A small pig would be a gift that would really pay off in a few months. A cow would be a gift that would keep on giving for years.
And a gift certificate for a local dentist would be marvelous.
12-19-2010, 11:32 AM
#16
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Cleveland OH
Posts: 3,220
I will definately give this to my son. The older he gets the sloppier he gets. But, I have to admit he does take a shower every day and has quit drinking. So, I guess I should lay off the rest of the stuff, huh?
12-19-2010, 01:42 PM
#18
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Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Trifid Nebula
Posts: 1,304
lol TY. That list may come in handy when I move.
3. It's considered tacky to take a cooler to church.
That one is not for rednecks any longer. I'm seeing that in every class. I suppose, it's a natural extension of parenting from a giant bag of everything, everywhere you go. It's the same slice of human nature which wishes to bring crunchies wrapped in crinklies to the opera. Auuuugh!
3. It's considered tacky to take a cooler to church.
That one is not for rednecks any longer. I'm seeing that in every class. I suppose, it's a natural extension of parenting from a giant bag of everything, everywhere you go. It's the same slice of human nature which wishes to bring crunchies wrapped in crinklies to the opera. Auuuugh!
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