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Thread: Rules re: Chocolate Easter Eggs

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    Super Member Ditter43's Avatar
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    VERY Important Rules re: Chocolate Easter Eggs
    If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.

    Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.

    Diet tip: Eat an Easter egg before each meal.It'll take the edge off your appetite, and that way you'll eat less.

    If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you?

    If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.

    Money talks. Chocolate SINGS!!!.

    Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.

    The problem: How to get two pounds of chocolate eggs home from the store in a hot car.?...........The solution: Eat the eggs in the car!

    Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous?......Because no one wants to quit.




    I hope you all have a great day tomorrow!! :D :D
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    How cute!! Have a Happy Easter Ditter. Wishing you lots of chocolate in your future!

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    thanx for the giggle and Happy Easter!

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    And chocolate is made of cocoa beans, which makes it a vegetable. Eat a chocolate covered cherry and you get your dose of fruits AND vegetables :)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ditter43
    If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.
    This one's hilarious!

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    :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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    LOL Happy Easter!

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    I can always use some product to help me look younger!

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    I love it. Those are rules I can live by.

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    Quote Originally Posted by genafan201
    And chocolate is made of cocoa beans, which makes it a vegetable. Eat a chocolate covered cherry and you get your dose of fruits AND vegetables :)
    And if it's dark chocolate it has antioxidents, so it's triply healthful!

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