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Thread: SHOCK! My Mom has a potty mouth!

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    Mom and I had gone on a quilters bus trip recently to attend a shop-hop and quilt show. There was a group of ladies standing in the Lions Hall admiring a quilt that was on display and Mom said "I love those bordello quilts! I think my next one will be a bordello!"

    Oh Mom! :oops: However the look on some faces was priceless!

    I'm contemplating making a bargello quilt for her, for Christmas.

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    LOL - make sure you name it The Bardello

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    :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!

    Gotta love 'em!!! :-)

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    Or make her a bardello quilt. Check out a previous topic..." An ...ahem... Unusual quilt theme"... Hehehe

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    yes make her one and name it Bordello" that is funny

    Quote Originally Posted by Millstream Mom
    Mom and I had gone on a quilters bus trip recently to attend a shop-hop and quilt show. There was a group of ladies standing in the Lions Hall admiring a quilt that was on display and Mom said "I love those bordello quilts! I think my next one will be a bordello!"

    Oh Mom! :oops: However the look on some faces was priceless!

    I'm contemplating making a bargello quilt for her, for Christmas.

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    lol

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    Too funny!!!!
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    ROLMAO! yip --- mom's tend to do things like that. I think it's cute!!!

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    That was good!

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    ROFLMBO toooo funny :D:D:D

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    LOL That sound slike something that could have come out of my mouth. I already like your mom!

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    Make sure that you put red in that bordello quilt. I can relate to your mom. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zhillslady
    LOL - make sure you name it The Bardello
    And it just has to be red!

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    Thanks for the laugh!

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    :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    I would love to see a "bordello" quilt. LOL

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    We have a relative who bragged that she got her husband one of those "modern GENITAL watches" for Christmas. TO this day, I know things as Analog or Genital.

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    Bordello is not a bad word. Here in Nevada it is a legal business. I live just outside a small town and we have a "red light district".

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    Sounds like my words!

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    thats one mistake I dont want to make...my wife would say "WHAT"?

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    Now every time I see someone posting pictures of the bargello quilt they just finished I am going to snicker quietly to myself...

    bordello quilt, LOL that is so priceless.

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    Oh, that was too funny! TFS

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    That is so funny!! Yes, you MUST make her a bordello bargello!


    Quote Originally Posted by MadQuilter
    We have a relative who bragged that she got her husband one of those "modern GENITAL watches" for Christmas. TO this day, I know things as Analog or Genital.
    Oh, that is hysterical! LOL!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mizkyp
    Make sure that you put red in that bordello quilt. I can relate to your mom. lol
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    And it also needs a picture of a red wallpapered room with a lot of lovely females in plunging gowns and each one holding a glass of champagne with a man coming in the door and ripping off his...

    On second thought, a Bargello might be better.

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