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Simple home remedies and tips!!

Old 04-21-2011, 12:02 PM
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I checked this out on Snopes and it's for real!



AMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES:



1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.



2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.



3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER



4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.



5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE TOO AFRAID TO COUGH.



6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.



7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.



DAILY THOUGHT:



SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.
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Old 04-21-2011, 12:09 PM
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LOL Thanks for a good laugh for the day.
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Old 04-21-2011, 12:11 PM
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lol
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Old 04-21-2011, 12:17 PM
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Thanks Ditter, I'm glad to see you. I was worried when I didn't for a few days.
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Thanks Ditter! :thumbup:
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Old 04-21-2011, 12:45 PM
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LMBO
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Old 04-21-2011, 12:48 PM
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I looooove it! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Good ones!
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Ditter, I'm still laughing....OUT LOUD!!!!
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Thanks, I got my laugh of the day! :D
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