MissM

Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting,
there may be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code).

If you think of any more feel free to add to the list!!

ATD: At The Doctor's
BFF: Best Friend Farted
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
WTP: Where's The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil

mrspete

So, Sooooo funny, thanks.

skydiver70

Thanks I needed a good laugh.

Gotta show these to hubby.

craftybear

rofl

Nanamoms

Hilarious! will have to text my sister FWIW...she "lost" her car in the Target parking lot. A policeman sat in his car laughing at her!! I thought it was pretty funny, too. Especially after I had spent 30 minutes on phone giving her directions to my house earlier in the day...she has been here several times but her hubby was always driving. LOL

Quilter2B

Thanks, that was funny (.~~.)wipes tears from eyes)