Redneck MedicalDictionary

Old 10-24-2012, 06:06 PM
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Redneck Medical Dictionary

Rednecks have the lowest stress rate
Because they do not take medical terminology seriously
You are going to die anyway, so live life

Medical Term
Redneck Definition

Artery
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The study of paintings

Bacteria
-
Back door to cafeteria

Barium
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What doctors do when patients die

Benign
-
What you be, after you be eight

Caesarean Section
-
A neighborhood in Rome

Cat scan
-
Searching for Kitty

Cauterize
-
Made eye contact with her

Colic
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A sheep dog

Coma
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A punctuation mark

Dilate
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To live long

Enema
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Not a friend

Fester
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Quicker than someone else

Fibula-
A small lie

Impotent
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Distinguished, well known

Labor Pain
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Getting hurt at work

Medical Staff
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A Doctor's cane

Morbid
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A higher offer

Nitrates
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Rates of Pay for Working at Night,
Normally more money than Days

Node
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I knew it

Outpatient
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A person who has fainted

Pelvis
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Second cousin to Elvis

Post Operative
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A letter carrier

Recovery Room
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Place to do upholstery

Rectum
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Nearly killed him

Secretion
-
Hiding something

Seizure
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Roman Emperor

Tablet –
A small table

Terminal Illness
-
Getting sick at the airport

Tumor
-
One plus one more

Urine
-
Opposite of you're out


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Old 10-24-2012, 09:39 PM
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Hilarious !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 10-25-2012, 01:41 AM
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Great! Send more!
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Spot on, sailsablazin!
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Sounds better than the real meanings of these words. Very funny and good to know I am not a redneck, I know all the real meanings of all the words.
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Excellent laugh for the day!! Thanks!
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What's wrong with these????
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Funny and sometimes make more sense than real meaning. LOL
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Very funny!
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