Tell on yourself...
09-23-2011, 09:02 AM
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DH was talking to our neighbor who had been to his doctor, for diabetes, hypertension, etc. DH asked, "did they ask for a urine specimen?" (wanting to know what tests they ran). Neighbor said, yes. DH asked, "so how did that come out?"
uhhhhh... the usual way... :oops:
uhhhhh... the usual way... :oops:
09-23-2011, 10:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Lisa_wanna_b_quilter
My girlfriends and I share a personal trainer at the local gym. One of the many tortures Chris has us do is run the stairs carrying weighted balls above our heads.
One day when Chris was not there, we were running the stairs without the balls. One of the older ladies that walks in the morning met us on the stairs and said, "Running those stairs looks hard." I replied, "It's a lot easier without Chris's balls on our heads."
Somehow that just didn't come out right.
One day when Chris was not there, we were running the stairs without the balls. One of the older ladies that walks in the morning met us on the stairs and said, "Running those stairs looks hard." I replied, "It's a lot easier without Chris's balls on our heads."
Somehow that just didn't come out right.
09-23-2011, 10:35 AM
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We had friends named Corene and Howard. Once, when I was introducing them to someone, I blurted out "I'd like you to meet Whorene and Coward". I will never know how I got my tongue so twisted, but it happened, and thankfully they were good sports, and accepted my apology, and laughed it off. As for me, I still feel a little embarrassed when I think about it.
09-23-2011, 10:38 AM
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Originally Posted by erstan947
I worked at a food processing plant and the employees were dressed in "white" uniforms. I met a male employee in the mall with his wife.....I said "I didn't recognize you with your clothes on". His wife was NOT thrilled:)
09-23-2011, 10:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Lisa_wanna_b_quilter
My girlfriends and I share a personal trainer at the local gym. One of the many tortures Chris has us do is run the stairs carrying weighted balls above our heads.
One day when Chris was not there, we were running the stairs without the balls. One of the older ladies that walks in the morning met us on the stairs and said, "Running those stairs looks hard." I replied, "It's a lot easier without Chris's balls on our heads."
Somehow that just didn't come out right.
One day when Chris was not there, we were running the stairs without the balls. One of the older ladies that walks in the morning met us on the stairs and said, "Running those stairs looks hard." I replied, "It's a lot easier without Chris's balls on our heads."
Somehow that just didn't come out right.
09-23-2011, 10:58 AM
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When I was a kid my mom brought home some chicken from KFC. My dad, who usually eats the dark meat, grabbed a chicken breast and started eating it.
My mom yelled..."don't you know a breast when you see one"!
My dad grinned real big and said "yes I do"!
Now years later when we all get together, one of my brothers or I will say to dad..."don't you know a breast when you see one"? haha Even after 62 years of marriage, my dad,who will be 80 next month, and mom (77) still laughs about it.
My mom yelled..."don't you know a breast when you see one"!
My dad grinned real big and said "yes I do"!
Now years later when we all get together, one of my brothers or I will say to dad..."don't you know a breast when you see one"? haha Even after 62 years of marriage, my dad,who will be 80 next month, and mom (77) still laughs about it.
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