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Thread: Thanksgiving Divorce

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    Thanksgiving Divorce

    A man in Jacksonville calls his son in San Diego the day before Thanksgiving and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.

    "Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams. “We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister
    in Denver and tell her."

    Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this,"

    She calls Jacksonville immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.


    The old man hangs up his phone and turn s to his wife. "Okay," he says, "they're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way."


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    LOL!!!

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    Very funny!!!

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    LOL

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    funny :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    So funny :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    ooooohhh that's too funny. :D

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    Smart guy!

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    Awwwww.....Don't you just love when a plan comes together!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    good one :D smart man

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    Sly old devil.

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    OMG that is so funny! Thanks for the laughs :D :D :D

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    Good one! :D

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    This is a good one. lol

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    :mrgreen:

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    LOL! A couple of fun master manipulators :P !

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    Too cute! You think I would get away with that with my 7 kids? I think I might blow it when I start to giggle!

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: !!!

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