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    Old 10-25-2010, 04:57 AM
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    Three Ladies in a Sauna

    THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.

    SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE
    BEEP STOPPED.

    THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. 'THAT WAS MY PAGER,' SHE SAID. I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM.

    A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR..

    WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, 'THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND.'

    THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW -TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TOTHE BATHROOM..

    SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END.

    THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.

    THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID..........WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT........I'M GETTING A
    FAX!!

    When you stop laughing, send this to those who will appreciate it. Gotta love old gals!!!!
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    Old 10-25-2010, 05:44 AM
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    So funny....on its way to all my address book! :lol:
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    Old 10-25-2010, 05:58 AM
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    OMG, this was just too funny!
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    Old 10-25-2010, 06:12 AM
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    Love it!!!
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    Old 10-25-2010, 06:28 AM
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    LOL!
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    Old 10-25-2010, 06:52 AM
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    too funny :P
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    Old 10-25-2010, 08:13 AM
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    ROFL!!!!
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    Old 10-25-2010, 08:18 AM
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    Oh my goodness - too funny! I just sent it to my mom and a couple of other people. I certainly wasn't expecting that for the punch line! :lol:
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    That was just what I needed this morning. Thank you so much.

    To tell you how my day has been going until now. The first thing that happened to me when I walked outside: a bird left dropping all down the back of my hair. The rest of the morning has been going crappy too until now.

    Angie
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    Old 10-25-2010, 08:35 AM
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    That was a good one! LOL!!!!!
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