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    Old 03-01-2011, 12:17 PM
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    A 72-year-old man went for a physical. All of his tests come back with normal results. The doctor says, 'Jerry, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?'

    Jerry replies, 'God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it for when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, *poof*!, the light goes on. When I'm done, *poof*!, the light goes off.'

    'Wow, that's incredible,' the doctor says.

    A little later in the day, the doctor called Jerry's wife. ' Ginger ,' he says, 'Jerry is doing fine but I had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and *poof *!, the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, *poof*! the light goes off?'

    'OH MY GOD!' Ginger exclaims. 'He's peeing in the fridge again!!!!'
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    Old 03-01-2011, 01:13 PM
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    I just printed this for Mom...She is complaining that Dad can't see at night... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    Old 03-01-2011, 01:54 PM
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    Love it! Thanks!
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    Old 03-01-2011, 02:14 PM
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    My Hubby says thats Sick! I just can't stop :lol: :lol:
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    Old 03-01-2011, 02:27 PM
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    I read this to my dh who is 73. He laughed his butt off. Guess I better keep an eye on him huh? LOL
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    My Hubby & I are ROFLOL!
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    Old 03-01-2011, 07:26 PM
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    funny....
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    Old 03-01-2011, 08:36 PM
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    I'm cracking up!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOL
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    Old 03-02-2011, 04:35 AM
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    OMG.....
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    Old 03-02-2011, 08:42 PM
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    I know, 'bad visual isn't it?

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    OMG.....
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