He said, She said

Old 05-04-2009, 09:27 AM
  #1  
Junior Member
Thread Starter
 
leona07's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 246
Default

He Said To Me.... I Said To Him:


He said to me . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
I said to him .. . . You wear pants don't you?

He said to me. . . Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said. . ... That's a good idea; you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!

He said to me. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him . .....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said to me. ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
I said to him ... . They don't have time

He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him ... .. I don't know; it has never happened.

He said to me. . Why is it so difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring & Good- looking?
I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.

I said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
He said. .... . A widow.

He said to me . .. . Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
leona07 is offline  
Old 05-04-2009, 09:44 AM
  #2  
Power Poster
 
Join Date: Sep 2007
Posts: 18,726
Default

Even DH got a giggle out of these :lol: :lol:
sandpat is offline  
Old 05-04-2009, 10:17 AM
  #3  
Power Poster
 
Ninnie's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Athens Ga
Posts: 11,420
Default

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Ninnie is offline  
Old 05-04-2009, 02:23 PM
  #4  
Super Member
 
sewjoyce's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2007
Posts: 9,496
Default

ROTFLMAO :!: :!: :!:
sewjoyce is offline  
Old 05-04-2009, 02:32 PM
  #5  
Super Member
 
quiltnut4ever's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: SWFL
Posts: 2,236
Default

These were hilarious, it made my day! :lol: :lol: :lol:
quiltnut4ever is offline  
Old 05-04-2009, 04:43 PM
  #6  
Super Member
 
thimblebug6000's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: British Columbia
Posts: 8,029
Default

Gotta say....my DH & I BOTH enjoyed this posting, thanks!
thimblebug6000 is offline  
Old 05-04-2009, 05:43 PM
  #7  
Senior Member
 
redrummy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Mount Vernon, Oh
Posts: 698
Default

Originally Posted by quiltnut4ever
These were hilarious, it made my day! :lol: :lol: :lol:
I agree!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
redrummy is offline  
Old 05-05-2009, 07:37 AM
  #8  
Power Poster
 
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: SW Iowa
Posts: 32,855
Default

Thanks for the laughs. :lol: :lol: :lol:
littlehud is offline  
Old 05-05-2009, 08:21 AM
  #9  
Super Member
 
Quilt4u's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Merrimac, MA
Posts: 9,019
Default

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Quilt4u is offline  
Old 05-05-2009, 08:42 AM
  #10  
k3n
Power Poster
 
k3n's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Somerset, England
Posts: 10,686
Default

:lol: :lol: :lol:

K x
k3n is offline  

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are Off


FREE Quilting Newsletter